A tongue-in-cheek letterpress card by Archivist with the words, "If it's got tyres or testicles, it's going to cause trouble."
Make a loved one smile with this humorous card. Produced in rural England using a traditional letterpress printing technique, this card has been left blank for your own message.
– Card size: 178mm x 127mm
– Paper from sustainable forests
– Milled in the heart of the Lake District
All orders placed before 2.30pm on Wednesday 22nd of December will be dispatched in time for Christmas. Delivery will be on either the 23rd or 24th by Parcelforce
Christmas Collection Deadline 2021
The last day for Collection will be Friday 24nd December 9am-12pm. As our office is closed on Thursday 23rd, any orders for collection placed after 2pm on Wednesday 22nd, including orders placed on the 23rd, will be ready for collection on Friday 24th. Orders placed before 2pm on Wednesday 22nd will be ready to collect the same working day.
PLEASE NOTE: our office will be closed over the festive period from 12pm on the 24th December – 9am on the 5th January. Any orders placed during these dates will not be dispatched or ready for collection until our first day open on the 5th January.
Please see below for our standard delivery and collection details, bearing in mind our Christmas details above.
We ship and deliver online orders to all parts of mainland UK, including the Highlands & Islands and Northern Ireland. Unlike many other online retailers, we do not charge a surcharge for customers in the Scottish Highlands!
Mainland UK including Scottish Highlands & Islands - £8.95
For orders over £65, delivery is free of charge
Northern Ireland - £20
We currently do not ship orders to any other UK Islands, Europe, the US or any other worldwide territory, we only ship and deliver online orders within the UK.
Once your online order has shipped, it should arrive with you within 2 working days. Please note, working days are Monday - Friday and DO NOT include Saturday and Sunday. You will receive a confirmation email from us as soon as your order has shipped, including a tracking code.
All online orders placed before midday Monday to Friday, will be dispatched same working day. Orders placed after midday Monday to Friday will be dispatched the next working day. Please note that orders received after midday on a Friday will be dispatched the following Monday.
We offer a Collection Service at checkout to allow you to process your order online and collect from our showroom in Inverness. This is a free of charge service.
Once your online order has been processed and is ready for collection, you will receive an email confirmation with a collection date and time. We aim to do this within 4 hours of receiving your order. Collection orders received after 2pm may not be available until the next working day.
Please make sure you bring your email confirmation with you.